Meats Don't Clash...
Lyle Overbay is a man

I have this horribly reluctant crush on Overbay that I can’t explain or eliminate.

Plus I’m obsessed with how I imagine he must smell. Here’s my list of things I suspect Lyle Overbay smells like:

  • Stetson
  • Freshly mowed grass
  • BBQ smoke
  • Beer (but not stale)
  • Blue jeans
  • Fresh laundry
  • Irish Spring
  • Sawdust
  • Wet black lab (only slightly)
  • Gun powder
  • Campfire
  • Motor oil
  • Sweat

Also, his autograph is fantastic:

*swoon*