Okay. I get it. I’m the grim reaper of Blue Jays baseball.
First, I love Overbizzle. He goes to the PIRATES. Ugh! Poor guy.
Then, I love Cecil. He can’t find his speed. Off to Vegas.
Then, I love Snidey. He loses his swing. Vegas. Fuck!
And then, I say, “Well, fine, then. Lind is my new favorite, even though he’s not as first basey or manly-smelling as I like in a 1B.” BOOM. Injured.
With all that in mind… my new favorite Blue Jay is
EDWIN ENCARNACION
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