Meats Don’t Clash is in mourning until its fearless leader is back from his Vegas vacation.

First Cecil, now Snidey. I am the goddamn kiss of death. Smelltacular Lyle Overbay is lucky he’s not actually dead, I like him so much. Maybe it only affects Blue Jays.

But AA said some nice things about Snidey today in a presser and I feel good that he’ll get right and be back before long. Much like with Cecil, I’d rather he go get it together in Vegas and spare me watching him struggle. It was actually kinda tough to watch the last couple of days.

Still totally adore his face though.

Also, just a little research I did in Dallas the last couple of days: Bautista’s got an amazing ass. And Lind is growing on me. I mean, he’s no Lyle Overbay, but… I like him.

Perspective on me and baseball: My mom asked me why I like Snider or why he’s good or something like that. “Oh, he’s good at all the baseball things. He can hit AND he’s good at being out in the grassy area! Plus, he’s super cute.” Dad is ROLLING listening to this. 

Oh, baseball. Thank you for letting me be really really simple about you. :)

Also… got Mom calling Encarnacion “E5”… Every at-bat, “Hey, there’s E5 again!” Awesome.