This is my first baseball off-season and I feel like a little kid lost in the mall. For 24 hours I kept seeing tweets and blogs about Marcum being traded for some kid, and I was like, “Oh, okay.” 

And then, like realizing the lady I’ve been walking next to since we passed the corn dog place isn’t my mom, I was like, “HEYYYY! I LIKED HIM! WTF IS GOING ON? WAHHHHHH!”

I’m very very confused and I feel like I need to find a responsible adult to come hold my hand and tell me it will be okay. I don’t need the details. I just need to know that these changes are okay and my tender baseball heart isn’t in danger.

I mean, I already know my beloved Lyle Overbay is a goner (like Adam Lind can EVER be as first basey and manly… bitch, please!) And I’m pretty sure Brett Cecil will still be here. I like that. 

*sigh* I’mma get back to thinking about hockey now.